Behold! The Evil Geniuses here at the Evil Genius Network have put their brilliant minds to work once again to create the newest, shiniest, most awesome addition to our arsenal yet. Take a deep breath (you might want to sit down for this one)...and get ready for...The Lemon Lobber! *Insert Beethoven's 5th*
The Lemon Lobber will never fail to launch lemon after sour lemon right into the enemy's eyeballs! Built to withstand 80 lbs of pressure, The Lemon Lobber will shoot over 200 yards! This is so the operator may stay hidden as he lobs lemons at the enemy. Those pesky annoyances won't know what hit them!
The Evil Geniuses are still hard at work developing a commercial for The Lemon Lobber, and because of their busy schedules which are jam-packed with important scheming and top-secret meetings, you, fellow Evil Genius, must be patient again and bear with us as we continue to collaborate, discuss, and film another awesome commercial for our top-secret YouTube channel.
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