Improving Upon Perfection

Today, our most knowledgeable evil geniuses shall attempt to recreate the Confuzerozzer 2000 commercial. Its difficult to improve upon perfection, but when you are an evil genius, anything is possible. An edited and awesomer version of the Confuzerozzer 2000 commercial will be available in the next few days as we are very busy here at the Evil Genius Network hatching new plans for our latest item which has yet to be disclosed to the general public. But, rest assured, fellow evil geniuses. The new product will be available as soon as the evil geniuses come up with one. After all, we must learn to walk with scissors before we can learn to run with them. So, keep scheming, evil geniuses, keep scheming. Your dreams shall be fulfilled all in due time.