Dearest Fellow Evil Geniuses-
The Evil Genius Network is now in the process of creating a website. We are truly on the way to world-domination now! Its not much of a website just yet, but this is the link in case you want to check it out: the soon-to-be awesome evil genius website. Go on...triple dog dare you to take a look...
Monday, February 28, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Nothing Like a Refreshing Glass of Lemonade...
Behold! The Evil Geniuses here at the Evil Genius Network have put their brilliant minds to work once again to create the newest, shiniest, most awesome addition to our arsenal yet. Take a deep breath (you might want to sit down for this one)...and get ready for...The Lemon Lobber! *Insert Beethoven's 5th*
The Lemon Lobber will never fail to launch lemon after sour lemon right into the enemy's eyeballs! Built to withstand 80 lbs of pressure, The Lemon Lobber will shoot over 200 yards! This is so the operator may stay hidden as he lobs lemons at the enemy. Those pesky annoyances won't know what hit them!
The Evil Geniuses are still hard at work developing a commercial for The Lemon Lobber, and because of their busy schedules which are jam-packed with important scheming and top-secret meetings, you, fellow Evil Genius, must be patient again and bear with us as we continue to collaborate, discuss, and film another awesome commercial for our top-secret YouTube channel.
The Lemon Lobber will never fail to launch lemon after sour lemon right into the enemy's eyeballs! Built to withstand 80 lbs of pressure, The Lemon Lobber will shoot over 200 yards! This is so the operator may stay hidden as he lobs lemons at the enemy. Those pesky annoyances won't know what hit them!
The Evil Geniuses are still hard at work developing a commercial for The Lemon Lobber, and because of their busy schedules which are jam-packed with important scheming and top-secret meetings, you, fellow Evil Genius, must be patient again and bear with us as we continue to collaborate, discuss, and film another awesome commercial for our top-secret YouTube channel.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
The Revised Confuzerozzer 2000 Commercial
Here it is, the new and improved Confuzerozzer 2000 commerical. Enjoy.
Improving Upon Perfection
Today, our most knowledgeable evil geniuses shall attempt to recreate the Confuzerozzer 2000 commercial. Its difficult to improve upon perfection, but when you are an evil genius, anything is possible. An edited and awesomer version of the Confuzerozzer 2000 commercial will be available in the next few days as we are very busy here at the Evil Genius Network hatching new plans for our latest item which has yet to be disclosed to the general public. But, rest assured, fellow evil geniuses. The new product will be available as soon as the evil geniuses come up with one. After all, we must learn to walk with scissors before we can learn to run with them. So, keep scheming, evil geniuses, keep scheming. Your dreams shall be fulfilled all in due time.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
TADA!
With the new YouTube channel up and running, The Evil Genius Network is now ready to unveil the Confuzerozzer 2000! Please view the commercial for the one, the only, the highly-developed, Confuzerozzer 2000!
Our Newest Accomplishment!
Dear Inquiring Minds,
No, the YouTube channel has not been graced with any videos yet. However! It shall be soon. The ideas that are brewing shall take yet another day or two to morph into content that is not too overly awesome for YouTube to handle. But, as has been mentioned, Genius takes time. The remainder of today shall be devoted to evil scheming and the creation of a top-secret video with top-secret information about our very first top-secret product...The...*insert dramatic music*...Confuzerozzer 2000! Evil Geniuses of the world may find out more about our Confuzerozzer 2000 by viewing the very informative video that shall be posted to YouTube as soon as it has been created. The remaining remainder of today shall be devoted to putting the company's most Evil Geniuses to work on figuring out how to post the link to the Evil Genius blog. It's just waiting to be ambushed by videos of the interworkings of The Evil Genius Network. Until then, fellow geniuses, farewell.
No, the YouTube channel has not been graced with any videos yet. However! It shall be soon. The ideas that are brewing shall take yet another day or two to morph into content that is not too overly awesome for YouTube to handle. But, as has been mentioned, Genius takes time. The remainder of today shall be devoted to evil scheming and the creation of a top-secret video with top-secret information about our very first top-secret product...The...*insert dramatic music*...Confuzerozzer 2000! Evil Geniuses of the world may find out more about our Confuzerozzer 2000 by viewing the very informative video that shall be posted to YouTube as soon as it has been created. The remaining remainder of today shall be devoted to putting the company's most Evil Geniuses to work on figuring out how to post the link to the Evil Genius blog. It's just waiting to be ambushed by videos of the interworkings of The Evil Genius Network. Until then, fellow geniuses, farewell.
Monday, February 7, 2011
Patience, Young Grasshopper...
Fellow Evil Schemers-
Now that the Evil Genius Network is up and running (according to the super secret plan), we have now decided that it is in the best interest of the company (and the world) to further broadcast our intentions of siezing world power by creating our very own youtube.com channel! Please do your best to be patient and not form an angry mob to storm the company's gates as we are doing our best to be quick and efficient about the whole technologizing process. After all, Genius takes time.
Now that the Evil Genius Network is up and running (according to the super secret plan), we have now decided that it is in the best interest of the company (and the world) to further broadcast our intentions of siezing world power by creating our very own youtube.com channel! Please do your best to be patient and not form an angry mob to storm the company's gates as we are doing our best to be quick and efficient about the whole technologizing process. After all, Genius takes time.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
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