And Now To Conquer Zombies!

Dearest evil geniuses, I would like to thank you all for being such an integral part in this company's performance so far. We have sold over 5,000,000 products because of you! You can expect to continue to see new products every now and then, but now that our business is booming with the Original Trio (Confuzerozzer 2000, Lemon Lobber, and Getaway Hairspray), the Evil Geniuses need to take a break to develop the tools necessary for fending off the zombies that will inevitably be coming next month. So, thank you for your patience and cooperation as we take a short leave of absence from our weekly tool production to devote our time to researching various was of keeping you safe, and furthering our plan of world domination. You can expect to be updated frequently on our research efforts by visiting this blog and our website.