And Now To Conquer Zombies!

Dearest evil geniuses, I would like to thank you all for being such an integral part in this company's performance so far. We have sold over 5,000,000 products because of you! You can expect to continue to see new products every now and then, but now that our business is booming with the Original Trio (Confuzerozzer 2000, Lemon Lobber, and Getaway Hairspray), the Evil Geniuses need to take a break to develop the tools necessary for fending off the zombies that will inevitably be coming next month. So, thank you for your patience and cooperation as we take a short leave of absence from our weekly tool production to devote our time to researching various was of keeping you safe, and furthering our plan of world domination. You can expect to be updated frequently on our research efforts by visiting this blog and our website.

The Only Hairspray That You'll Ever Need!

It's here, evil geniuses! The one, the only, GETAWAY HAIRSPRAY! *insert witty jingle* view the commercial here. Also, please leave comments and suggestions about the Evil Genius Network on our Facebook page! It will give the Evil Geniuses something to read in their spare time.

Get ready for the latest piece of Evil Genius Network awesomeness!

Getaway Spray-
Ever wish you could make a quick run for it without your amazing evil genius 'do getting messed up in the process? Well now you can! With Getaway Spray, your hair will go straight from the lab to the speeding convertible in no time! Stronger than regular hairsprays that lose their effect in wids created by high speeds, Getaway Spray will not fail you in your time of need! Please observe:

With Getaway Spray

Without Getaway Spray

See the difference, fellow evil geniuses? Make the decision yourself. An all- new commercial for Getaway Spray will be available this week.