Skyrocketing

Yay! We are officially awesome! The Evil Genius Network has won 2nd place in the Awesome Company Contest (aka Tech Class). To celebrate, we took the day off to run through fields of wildflowers and sing about butterflies and rainbows. LOL JK. We actually celebrated by announcing the release of our new product...The....wait. JK again. We don't have a new product yet! We have tons of ideas though! (silly Evil Geniuses have been storming their brains instead of the prototype labs) and we have nothing to show for these wonderful ideas! This is in part because we can't possibly create all these prototypes at once, but also in part because we want you, fellow evil genius, to be a part of our next release. So, we have created an official poll (to the right of your computer screen) to collect votes on our next product. So please, evil geniuses, let your voice be heard! The future of the Evil Genius Network rests in your hands!  Please leave any questions about any of the new product options in the comments box below. Thank you, geniuses for helping the Evil Genius Network skyrocket into a new level of Amazing.

And Now To Conquer Zombies!

Dearest evil geniuses, I would like to thank you all for being such an integral part in this company's performance so far. We have sold over 5,000,000 products because of you! You can expect to continue to see new products every now and then, but now that our business is booming with the Original Trio (Confuzerozzer 2000, Lemon Lobber, and Getaway Hairspray), the Evil Geniuses need to take a break to develop the tools necessary for fending off the zombies that will inevitably be coming next month. So, thank you for your patience and cooperation as we take a short leave of absence from our weekly tool production to devote our time to researching various was of keeping you safe, and furthering our plan of world domination. You can expect to be updated frequently on our research efforts by visiting this blog and our website.

The Only Hairspray That You'll Ever Need!

It's here, evil geniuses! The one, the only, GETAWAY HAIRSPRAY! *insert witty jingle* view the commercial here. Also, please leave comments and suggestions about the Evil Genius Network on our Facebook page! It will give the Evil Geniuses something to read in their spare time.

Get ready for the latest piece of Evil Genius Network awesomeness!

Getaway Spray-
Ever wish you could make a quick run for it without your amazing evil genius 'do getting messed up in the process? Well now you can! With Getaway Spray, your hair will go straight from the lab to the speeding convertible in no time! Stronger than regular hairsprays that lose their effect in wids created by high speeds, Getaway Spray will not fail you in your time of need! Please observe:

With Getaway Spray

Without Getaway Spray

See the difference, fellow evil geniuses? Make the decision yourself. An all- new commercial for Getaway Spray will be available this week.

Watch Dr. Brain's Interview!

Dr. Brain shares her discoveries with the Evil Genius Network for the first time on camera! Catch the video here! Also view it on our website.

Now You Can Facebook Stalk Us!

We know you stalk your friends on Facebook. And we wholeheartedly approve. Now, you can stalk us and leave all sorts of wonderful comments about the Evil Genius Network! Just visit our group on Facebook and click 'join'. We would love to make you part of the club!

JK...

We changed the logo. Again. Look to your right to see it. You can also visit the website to see it. We have also made some minor adjustments to the website and blog. As far as new business, Dr. Ima Brain has agreed to be interviewed! That's kind of a big deal. She will be speaking on the ever-popular topic of the end of the world. Watch for the upcoming video, "Interview with a Brain" which will be available to watch on Thursday, March 31. More new business: The Evil Genius Network will be releasing an all-new product very soon! Keep your eyes peeled for news on the latest Evil Genius awesomeness.