Watch Dr. Brain's Interview!

Dr. Brain shares her discoveries with the Evil Genius Network for the first time on camera! Catch the video here! Also view it on our website.

Now You Can Facebook Stalk Us!

We know you stalk your friends on Facebook. And we wholeheartedly approve. Now, you can stalk us and leave all sorts of wonderful comments about the Evil Genius Network! Just visit our group on Facebook and click 'join'. We would love to make you part of the club!

JK...

We changed the logo. Again. Look to your right to see it. You can also visit the website to see it. We have also made some minor adjustments to the website and blog. As far as new business, Dr. Ima Brain has agreed to be interviewed! That's kind of a big deal. She will be speaking on the ever-popular topic of the end of the world. Watch for the upcoming video, "Interview with a Brain" which will be available to watch on Thursday, March 31. More new business: The Evil Genius Network will be releasing an all-new product very soon! Keep your eyes peeled for news on the latest Evil Genius awesomeness.

Honoring Our Top Evil Geniuses

Go see it for yourself- our Evil Genius Henchmen Bios page has had several new additions. Just check it out on the website! Also, we have a logo! The design is complete, we just need to figure out how to post it. That may not happen this week. But, we aren't slackers. Just underinformed. For now. However! We shall learn! While you wait for us to post the logo, why don't you check out the new Lemon Lobber videos?

HUZZAH!

Well, fellow geniuses...it's finally here! The Lemon Lobber commercial has been posted to YouTube. So now, its official. Also, for your convenience, we have included a short how-to explaining the basics of operating your Lemon Lobber. That video can be viewed here. Thank you for your patience. We have really enjoyed not being cornered by impatient evil geniuses this week. The Evil Geniuses had been busy creating the Lemon Lobber commercial and how-to, but ever since the videos were posted, the Evil Geniuses were sitting around playing with slinkies and play-doh while they waited for the phone to ring. So, somewhere between naptime and free play, they decided that creating a logo would be a good idea. Consequently, that's what they are in the process of doing now. The logo will be finished sometime this week, and we can't wait to show it to all of you evil geniuses out there.

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Dearest Fellow Geniuses,
I know. You have been wondering where we have been because posts have been sparse as of late. Never fear evil geniuses! All is well in the Evil Genius Network, and the Evil Geniuses have been hard at work all week enhancing the website and also trying to get permission to use the Lemon Lobber in a commercial. That will hopefully be done next week if all goes according to the evil plan. Which it usually does. Genius takes time, dear fellow schemers. You of all people should know this. So please bear with us as we get our evil act together to continue bringing you the best that genius has to offer. Also, we will be unveiling our new product very soon, but please, don't lose too much sleep wondering what it will be. Not that you have time to sleep anyway- every evil genius is accustomed to spending the wee hours in the Lair. Alas! I digress. Until next time, fellow geniuses! Keep scheming!

Keep Lurking...

Whoa! Check it out! The Evil Geniuses have posted some pictures of the Lemon Lobber under the "Top-Secret Photos" page! Go take a look...if you dare. Also, have you seen the website yet? Its pretty cool. The Evil Geniuses worked late into the night to create it, and they got up early this morning to connive and plot on ways to make it better. Soon, it will be the BEST WEBSITE IN THE WORLD. Watch and wait, evil geniuses...watch and wait.